drollery at its oddest

my kid got your honor student pregnant
December 2, 2006, 10:57 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

i believe i may pick this up again. conundrum: i seem to have lost any sort of creativity. that is, if i ever had even a spark of it. though i am thinking (of a number between one and ten). really though.


i only smoked it once
September 30, 2006, 1:24 am
Filed under: videos, wtf?

i… i… i just didn’t know. i’m so sorry mom.

we represent the lullaby league
September 29, 2006, 9:41 pm
Filed under: random

it seems that someone has been working on this from an earlier post:

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yeah, i don’t really remember what it says. but, just so your gods may be appeased: it’s only the alphabet backwards.. i was high, ya know?

a baby stole my dingo
September 28, 2006, 5:04 pm
Filed under: videos

mm, one of my favoritest episodes. retardos no. one forever.

jesus loves you; he’s just not in love with you.
September 23, 2006, 7:18 pm
Filed under: videos

for all those who enjoy a little south park… or a lot of south park. either way, check it out: a collection of the full south park episodes found on youtube.

p.s. – if it says the video is unavailable, you can usually go to youtube and search for the video.

foxtrot uniform charlie kilo
September 23, 2006, 2:21 am
Filed under: life, ramblings, random

are you different? aren’t we all? should we embrace this? most likely we should accept and embrace this. i, however, unfortunately do not. i hate people for the strangest of reasons. i hate people for being gingers. i hate this one kid in my organic class for looking like screech powers. but fatter. i hate this one girl in the same class for the way she tosses her hair. i hate another for the way she coughs. (it’s horrible, really.)

how bad is this really? is this normal? does everyone have odd prejudices? do i hate people because i hate myself? well, really, that’s just not true. i don’t hate myself. i happen to like myself. i may have turned out to be a complete sell-out when it comes to blogging and i may have an annoying laugh, but i think i’m a pretty great person. well, except for the extreme hating problem.

that’s right. i consider myself a bit of a sell-out. (does that have a hyphen? who knows?) anyway, yeah, it’s true. my first “blog” entry will always be my favorite. i always felt that i would never be able to top that, and in my opinion, i haven’t. that was written in the creative bliss that follows one of my episodes. those i don’t have often. good, but sad at the same time. lately all i seem to be able to write about is my “life,” which frankly isn’t all that interesting.

i’ve been busy. the last post i couldn’t even bother to categorize. how sad…

little known fact : chuck norris counted to infinity — twice.
September 21, 2006, 2:19 am
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my keeping a regular blog has turned out to be an insuperable task. i must think of something. something special. and i will. it will just take a bit of time.